Pet Diabetes Presents Jailhouse Rock
starring
Missy and the Sugar Babies Jailhouse Band

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The Cutest Jailbird
Mama Missy or Cutie Pie Dexter 
 
Jailhouse Rock Lyrics
Elvis Presley

The warden Margo with her axe threw a party in the Rainbow County Jail
The Pet Diabetic Prison Band was there and they all began to wail
The canine band was jumpin' and the feline joint began to swing
You should've heard them insulin injected diabetic jailbirds sing
Valerie let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Spider Jane played the tenor saxophone
Little Jenny was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy Roy from Colorado went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was the Hamster Gang
Charls let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Number forty-seven Kevin said to Missy number three
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see"
"I sure would be delighted with your company"
"Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Jeri let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Sad sack Judy was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone.
The warden said, "Hey, Kimmie, don't you be no square
"If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"
Anne let's rock, everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Shifty Dexter said to Queenie, "For Heaven's sake,"
"No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break"
Alex turned to Buster and he said, "Nix nix,
"I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Kris & Kerry let's rock, Diabetic Pets, let's rock
George and everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Eskie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Gus Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Sonny Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Brenna Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Cookie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Kirby Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Max Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Anni Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Rosie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Barney Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Harley Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Wiggly Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Mozart Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Oscar Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Betsy Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Puppy Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Teddy Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Zeke Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Kcin Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Kyle Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Louie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Winston Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Chupa Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Chico Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Kricket Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Tippy Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Fred Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Cheyenne Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Alex Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Queenie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dexter Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Pumpkin Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dominic Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Sparky Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Thomas Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Jake Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Missy Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Colby Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Herman Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Harley Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Peaches Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Peter Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Two TonDancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Cinder Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Hershey Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Jagger Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Harley Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Alfie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Heidi Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Crosby Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Zaki Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Kacey Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Julius Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Boo Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Jordi Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Gilligan Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Sera Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Bernadette Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Jaegar Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Kanga Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Wilson Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Mork Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Buster Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Blackie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Conan Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Ljuba Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Boomer Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Ruby Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Abby Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Bear Dog Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Ivory Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Ruby Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Melissa Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Victoria Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Big Boy Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Indie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Bo Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Chloe Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Gigi Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Zeke Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Snickers Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Skittles Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Jellybean Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Sheba Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Angel Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Coco Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Buffy Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
The Ten Furballs Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Morris Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Hopper Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Platinum Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Brie Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Bubba Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Keisha Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock



Email Letter Just In
Date: Tue, 1 Jul 2003 18:11:42 -0400
Sorry to hear about Missy's misfortune.
Blackie would like to represent her.
He's a licensed furry attorney in all 50 states as well as Canada 
and the U.K.He graduated with honors from D.D.U.[Diabetic Dog 
University] in 2000.If she doesn't get out of jail soon contact 
Blackie and he'll get on the case.In the meanwhile..........
ROCK ON
 
 

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